Time be TROLOLOL-ing!

I totally meant to post on Friday. Friday was kick butt. It all started at lunch. Me, Ansley, and Kristin played Chubby Bunny! You can just tell this is going to end tragically, da? So I got to about 42 before gagging and almost choking. I immediately vomited all those marshmallows up. Kristin was at about 20 when I started choking. She noticed what was happening and just ERUPTED in laughter which made HER choke and vomit. Ansley made it to about 64. Then vomited her guts out.

Afterwards....We found packages of cocoa powder. F' YEAH. Ansley and I each chugged about half of one. Then Ansley started snoring hers. Then Joseph dared me too. Next thing I knew the three of us were taking turns snorting lines of cocoa. Then suddenly the was cocoa EVERYWHERE. Ansley found straws.... and the ability to aim the straw at people. Really well. I felt really bad for the class after us.

Two classes later we were in art. It was the last day before we went on break. So she let us play a team game. We decided on Art Charades. A lot of the answers weren't very appropriate.

Our home room teachers decided it I would be a marvelous idea to give us goodie bags with sticky toy eye balls. BEEEEP. Wrong answers. It was a BAD IDEA. Next thin I knew there were like 50 eyeballs stuck to the ceiling! None of them came down.

Art teachers don't appreciate being held up at pen point. Especially of you have your hat over your glasses and scream "THIS TOTALLY ISNT A ROBBERY."

So. Friday was kick ass, da?

12 Days of Hetalia

Sleepovers rock. So do all nighters. But that's beside the point. The point is that having Anime Marathons, Tree Housing, Kung Fu Movies, and a whole bunch of cookie dough and candy in one night is pretty awesome. Then taking a Airbending Staff, 2 wooden swords, and a pocket knife to a canal and catching stuff on fire is pretty awesome too. Yeahh. The only bad part was when I was trying to rope swing over the water and all the nasty marsh water went up my pants. It was pretty funny though. I've recently discovered that Death Note is a pretty good Anime. Hetalia still PWNs though. That's what we passes out watching. Hetalia. We're totally going to start the Twelve Days of Hetalia too.

Yeah, You TOTALLY Have Ink In Your Teeth!

Art has been pretty interesting lately. Lonnecia was chewing on a pen and it busted in her mouth. None of the ink got on her though. Of course that's not what me and Brandi told her....We told her it looked like somebody took a Sharpie to her mouth. She then proceeded to flash her teeth at our art teacher and yell "Does this not disturb you?!?" I was the only one who thought it was really that funny. It was well worth the smacking I got later when she figured out she didn't have anything in her teeth. Spanish has been treating me pretty well lately too. My teacher made an EXTREME tactical error and put me, Brandi, and Joseph near each other.

Blog Time~

I love Kristin. We rewrote the Adventure Time theme song to fit me and my cat Marti. This is how it goes.

"Blog Time

Come On Grab Your Friends

Where To See A Blogist Land

Marti The Cat And Marissa The Human

The Fun That Will Never End

It's Blog Time!

What Time Is It?

Blog Time! *click* "

I'll upload the image to go with it soon~

Music is the answer.

It's the answer to everything. Always. I love music! Its my escape. I can close) my eyes and actually feel and see a song. I listen to music all the time. On the bus, while doing my work, doing homework, even sleeping! I love listening to music to fall asleep. I like a variety of differ t types of music too. I don't like country though. I don't mind people who do, but I just can't get into it. My favorite band is Coldplay. I'm fond of La Roux and 3OH!3 too.

But I do listen to MANY artists. For an assignment I had to do I had to create a playlist of my life. I thought it was pretty interesting so I'm going to share it.

Playlist of Marissa:

1) 'til Kingdom Come - Coldplay

2) No Suprises - Radiohead

3) Colorless Color - La Roux

4) Yes - Coldplay

5) Here Comes The Sun - The Beatles

6) X&Y - Coldplay

7) Mr.Watson - Ke$ha

8) Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny - ????

9) Party Rock Anthym -LMFAO (I didn't want to add this one but Kristin insisted it was a playlist about me and that this song was a perfect song for me)

10) I'm Awesome - Spose (Once again. Kristin)

11) Tigelily - La Roux

12) Viva La Vida - Coldplay

13) Lovers In Japan - Coldplay

14) Hurts Like Heaven - Coldplay

15) Charlie Brown - Coldplay

16) Us Against The World - Coldplay

17) This Is My Life - Edward Maya

So SICK

I hate being SICK!! I could NOT stop coughing today. It was my first day at school for the week. It will also be my last. My throat hurts so badly. I'm also sick of people askin me who I like. At the moment it is TRUTHFULLY nobody.

Whyyy?

I totally didn't want anyone from school to see this blog. Except Kristin, who is awesome and convinced me to start a blog about everything interesting in my life. Evidently my crazy but awesome friend Bobby found my blog. He says it sucks. I like my blog though and I do t want people from school to see it. Please don't tell people at school about it Bobby? By the way. You've made these past two days of hell bearable because of that CD you lent me. I'll have it for you at school tomorrow. <3

Crazy medications!

So, I've been home sick these past two days. I have strep throat and I've spent those entire two days reading rage comics. They are the awesomeness. The medications the doctor give me are irritating. I have throat problems and they give me the BIGGEST pills possible. I take3 different medications. My antibiotic. A pain killer. And a nausea pill. The pain killer makes me nauseous and makes me drowsy and I am all shaky and my vision gets weird. That's why I have the nausea pill. It's not that strong though. I'm so happy though! I get to go back to school tomorrow. I have my first Oddesy Of The Mind practice tomorrow.

Excuse THIS.

I hate Kroger. I was just minding my own business and I walked past this women. I wasn that close to her or anything! She started to yell at me "YOU COULDA SAID EXCUSE ME." I was in a bad mood because I was sick so I wasn't about to put up with any of this today. I yelled "EXCUSE THIS." and gave her the finger. There was also this really scary dude, singin along to whatever song was playing. It doesn't found freaky but it was.

Ack.

Great. My throat is KILLING me. It hurts a lot and it's super scratchy. I have a giant blood vessel looking thing on my uvula. That word is so gross. Uvula....! But Anyway. Yesterday when I was waiting outside the band room for Portia, she nudged him and said "Eh, Alexander looks like Marissa's waiting for you." He took her seriously! Portia said he went beet red and told her to shut her mouth. He seems to do that a lot. The beet red part.... Not the shut your mouth part....Well, actually.....

Can I sniff your apple pie?

I am so confused. Remember the kid I was talking about in my very first post? The one about Beauty and the Beast? Well we sat across from me at lunch. I was so confused. None of his friends were sitting near me, so he didn't exactly have a reason too. I was confused, but happy at the same time. It seems like he doesn't hate me anymore! So in other news, Me and Kristin took my kittie binder and put all our awesome stuff in it. It's awesome. We can't think of a name for it though....

Anime/Manga

I love anime and manga. Best form of entertainment ever. Other then music of course... Anyway, I prefer manga to anime though. It's easier for me to read and I think the manga sticks to the story better then the amines do. Here is a list of what I've read/watched:

Manga:

SA

Kyo Kara Maoh

Ouran Highschool Host Club

XXXholic

.hack

Demon Diary

Peach Girl

Princess Receresserection (I seriously can't spell this.)

Others I can't think of at the moment

Anime:

Fruits Basket (hated it)

Ouran Highschool Host Club

The Wallflower

Hetalia (My favorite)

Reborn

Avatar The Last Airbender (does this count?)

Princess Resserection (I don't think I spelled this right..)

Whoops...

Don't you hate when you say something your not supposed to? Accidentally in front of someone's mom? I do too. Oh and I also hate when I come off as being racist because I said somebody was black....

My Eye Candy

.....So there's this 8th grader. His name is Jarrod.....He's in the band..... Dude. I can't even write this without blushing. More on this later....

Alls Good In The Hood

So...I crashed my parents car yesterday. It's took 5 men, a SUV, and a chain to get it out of the ditch I drove it into. I tried to get my next door neighbor to help, but her Ford Explorer was broke. My next door neighbor has 3 children and her husband recently died so she was a wreck. One of her daughters Angel (14) had her boyfriend and one of his friends over. The other Courtney (17) was hanging out with me all day. After we had gotten the car situation under control my mom and next door neighbor had what I like to call a "Pity Fest" were they just complain about their life's to each other. My mom had given Ms.Katrina (next door neighbor) 2 beers and a ZanX. Ms.Katrina doesn't drink and she is thin as a rail. So she was half drunk and it was dark by then. So she actually LET her daughters boyfriend and his friend spend the night. PLUS my little brother (She also has a son). Then she drove off not to be seen for the rest of the night. So Courtney took refuge and we were basically out cold for the rest of the night. They started a party next door around 11 O'Clock. Then the boys got up and went fishing around four. Such an eventful night...

All I'm saying is FML.

I dont even know how I am supposed to start this post. Just know this. Since my last update a couple hours ago this has happened:

I Crashed My Parents Car

20 People Stop To Help

I Have An Emotional Breakdown

My Next Door Neighbor Has A Mental Breakdown and Leaves

Her 2nd Daughter Invites Her Boyfriend Over

Her Oldest Daughter Takes Refuge At My House

My Parents Get Scared Because My Little Brother Is Over There

And so much more. I'll give details later.....All I am saying is....

FML.

5% of All Sales

I have been working ALL DAY on my new job. I put all CDs and Records in ABC order and when somebody orders one I have to find it and package it. There are over 1500 CDs ALONE. I finished putting half the CDs in order today. It's 4:50 and I started at 12. I only have half of the CDs in order! What do I get paid? 5% of All Sales. Im only doing this for music. I need new albums for my iPod and I'm to lazy to look for legit downloads.

Girl Scouts Always Ends Badly.

I am absolutely scarred. Every Friday I go home with my best friend Portia for Girl Scouts. We hold these meetings in a church that me and Portia SWEAR is haunted. I had to pee super badly half way through the meeting. The bathroom is in the dark side of the church. I was close to exploding so, I made Portia come with me to the bathroom. Portia's not all that bright so as we were walking down the hall towards the bathroom she says "Herp Derp. It's dark..." "Turn some lights on then." So we were looking for a light switch and she glances towards the stair case. There was somebody sitting on the stairs. Portia was the first to notice. She started full throttle screaming and took off down the hall way. LEAVING ME. I looked towards the stair case and saw the body. Let me tell you this. I have a loud voice. I mean a LOUD VOICE. So I started screaming. I think the walls were vibrating I was screaming so loud. I took off running down the hallway too. I got maybe a total of TWO STEPS before falling flat on my face. No joke. I skidded down the rest of the hall and nearly broke my glasses. My knees and palms stung. Portia ha already made it down the hallway and was still screaming. I was still on the floor screaming, waiting for my bloody death. Everyone in the meeting was staring at us. Then our Troop Leader has the NERVE to ask us "What? Y'all didn't know Shanesse's mom was back there on the phone?" Let's just say, I didn't have to use the bathroom as badly anymore. My knee still hurts.

She Really Isn't That Great.

I hate Lady Gaga. She's a total fake and everyone is always going on about how "unique" and "original" she is. Well guess what! She's not. Lady Gaga is an attention whore. She wears bad clothes, acts like a freak, and performs bad whatever it is she performs. And for what? Attention. I seriously don't understand how she is so popular. She wears over the top clothes that is OBVIOUSLY for attention. She sings bad songs that get popular purely because its Lady Gaga singing them. She acts like a complete and utter freak. ALL FOR ATTENTION. This is all I have to say about the matter of Lady Gaga.

Awkward First Post/ Beauty and The Beast

As you can tell from my title I Hate Fakes. My name is Marissa and I go to an ART SCHOOL. So there are a bunch of fakes. But this blog is going to be about my school life! Not always fakes. There will be posts about fakes but not always. So lets kick off! I took a field trip to go see Beauty and The Beast. It had to have been one of the awkwardest moments of my life. My Ex-Crush sat behind me, and he isn't the prettiest gem in the box. I mean this kid is A DORK. I'll admit that I pretty dorky myself but this kid tops even me when it comes to dorkiness. He looks like this: Glasses (I have glasses too, but his are horrid.). Major Zits. Tucks in his shirt. Roller book bag. Wears khakis ON A DAILY BASIS. I'm not even going to go into his attitude. (it's not pretty.) But,anyway! I had to deal with his angry sighs and sniffles the whole play. Thank God I got to sit next to my friend Kristin. She never gets caught doing anything (unlike myself) and is a riot. For example, as soon as we walked out of the theatre she goes, "I feel a SONG coming on....!" then bursts into song. Let's just say I haven't laughed that hard in who knows when. She was my only life line through this play. Even if she fell asleep on my shoulder about 15 minutes into the play. Good bye life line. I had to deal with the sniffling and heavy breath of Alexander, the weight of Kristina head on my shoulder, and the annoying side comments of the kid next to me. Like I said, AWKWARD. Afterwards when we were on the bus I got to sit next to Kristin again (Yay!). But I had to sit on the isle. Which isn't good because OF COURSE my balloon of a math teacher had to keep waddling up and down the isle. The force of her fat slapping me in the face nearly knocked me out. Meanwhile my crappy excuse of a best friend ditched me for her annoying as I don't know what boyfriend. Marvoulus day, eh?