Girl Scouts Always Ends Badly.

I am absolutely scarred. Every Friday I go home with my best friend Portia for Girl Scouts. We hold these meetings in a church that me and Portia SWEAR is haunted. I had to pee super badly half way through the meeting. The bathroom is in the dark side of the church. I was close to exploding so, I made Portia come with me to the bathroom. Portia's not all that bright so as we were walking down the hall towards the bathroom she says "Herp Derp. It's dark..." "Turn some lights on then." So we were looking for a light switch and she glances towards the stair case. There was somebody sitting on the stairs. Portia was the first to notice. She started full throttle screaming and took off down the hall way. LEAVING ME. I looked towards the stair case and saw the body. Let me tell you this. I have a loud voice. I mean a LOUD VOICE. So I started screaming. I think the walls were vibrating I was screaming so loud. I took off running down the hallway too. I got maybe a total of TWO STEPS before falling flat on my face. No joke. I skidded down the rest of the hall and nearly broke my glasses. My knees and palms stung. Portia ha already made it down the hallway and was still screaming. I was still on the floor screaming, waiting for my bloody death. Everyone in the meeting was staring at us. Then our Troop Leader has the NERVE to ask us "What? Y'all didn't know Shanesse's mom was back there on the phone?" Let's just say, I didn't have to use the bathroom as badly anymore. My knee still hurts.